driving on the highway to hell
|| Gabriel Speight || 28 || Janitor ||
Hey, I'm the Janitor! Best one there ever was, too. The name's Gabriel, but please, call me Gabe. I'm a sucker for sweets and practical jokes.
If you think you're interesting enough to deserve my attention, leave a message and I'll get back to you.
Mmmm-maybe.
Imagine what it’s like… hearing people moan his name during sex…..No one’s forcing you to be here, y’know.
He’s not my father. Though I’d assume it’d be like having sex with a data worshiper. The more extreme…
In this case, yeah…
…It’s Larkin, actually. And you should leave him alone…
Imagine what it’s like… hearing people moan his name during sex…..No one’s forcing you to be here, y’know.
He’s not my father. Though I’d assume it’d be like having sex with a data worshiper. The more extreme ones at leads.
I’m actually hoping to keep you alive so that when your very interesting friend arrives back, he will owe me.
There isn’t a more effective moodkiller in the universe.
Figures, hmpf. But… wait… you mean Kinny?
No, no, no! I won’t! Just… don’t take it! It’s either this… or more of Au’s drugs.Who is she anyway? I was wonder how I got so lucky to take care of you instead of her.
She’s my lovely lil’ sister who apparently thinks it’s hilarious to drug me… Dad knows what she’d do to me if I let her stay around… for too long.… Wouldn’t you rather be at your precious crossroads, though?
Dad knows….. rather odd to hear that…
I’d always love to be at my crossroads, but apparently I have other things to take care of.
Imagine what it’s like… hearing people moan his name during sex…
..No one’s forcing you to be here, y’know.
No, no, no! I won’t! Just… don’t take it! It’s either this… or more of Au’s drugs.
Who is she anyway? I was wonder how I got so lucky to take care of you instead of her.
She’s my lovely lil’ sister who apparently thinks it’s hilarious to drug me… Dad knows what she’d do to me if I let her stay around… for too long.
… Wouldn’t you rather be at your precious crossroads, though?
Yeah yeah. I’ve got your scotch.
Good boy, Crows. I’d give you a bone but…. yeah.I’ll take it away. Don’t push your luck, Angel.
No, no, no! I won’t! Just… don’t take it! It’s either this… or more of Au’s drugs.
Normally I’d make you say please, but I feel sorry for you at the moment.
Just a general statement, dear.Normally, I wouldn’t want you to… but if it get’s me the scotch…~
…Yeah yeah. I’ve got your scotch.
Good boy, Crows. I’d give you a bone but…. yeah.
Cranky. I had a big glass of scotch for you.
He has something in common with Castiel of all people? Interesting.
…Gimme.…How is that interesting?Normally I’d make you say please, but I feel sorry for you at the moment.
Just a general statement, dear.
Normally, I wouldn’t want you to… but if it get’s me the scotch…~ …
Fine. Whatever. Do what you want.
He share’s my bro’s unhealty love for hamburgers though… if he show up you could just bribe him with that…Cranky. I had a big glass of scotch for you.
He has something in common with Castiel of all people? Interesting.
…Gimme. …How is that interesting?
Mmhm. But I’ll stay alive, and really, that’s all that really matters to me.
As in you nearly died or you were near Death, the guy that your brother is so lovingly leashing. Yes, I’m aware of what’s going on. I was kept in the circle for a long time before I pissed people off.But life isn’t really fun of you, y’know… skip all the fun parts.
Well… both. Kinda… Funnily enough, I don’t think he likes me that much. Would never assume you don’t, Crow.I can find enough fun otherwise.
I don’t think he likes much of anyone. I have yet to run into him though and I’d much rather keep it that way.
Fine. Whatever. Do what you want. He share’s my bro’s unhealty love for hamburgers though… if he show up you could just bribe him with that…
No one’s a bigger pain in the ass than them, Crows… they should get a reward for it… or a punch in the face. So, I tell you mine you tell me yours?
I don’t give a fuck. I’m sick. Be nice to me, Crowie!Again, I plan to keep it to myself for a while until I know… more. I’m not one to act alone, in fact I’m much more inclined to make other people do my dirty work. Like the twiddle twins.
If you tell me why you’re sick I’ll be niceBoring. You’ll miss all the fun that way.
…I had a near Death experience.Mmhm. But I’ll stay alive, and really, that’s all that really matters to me.
As in you nearly died or you were near Death, the guy that your brother is so lovingly leashing. Yes, I’m aware of what’s going on. I was kept in the circle for a long time before I pissed people off.
But life isn’t really fun of you, y’know… skip all the fun parts. Well… both. Kinda… Funnily enough, I don’t think he likes me that much. Would never assume you don’t, Crow.
No one’s a bigger pain in the ass than them, Crows… they should get a reward for it… or a punch in the face. So, I tell you mine you tell me yours?
I don’t give a fuck. I’m sick. Be nice to me, Crowie!
Again, I plan to keep it to myself for a while until I know… more. I’m not one to act alone, in fact I’m much more inclined to make other people do my dirty work. Like the twiddle twins.
If you tell me why you’re sick I’ll be nice
Boring. You’ll miss all the fun that way. …I had a near Death experience.
And I say… you don’t get to decide if I move or not. And how I got like this isn’t important…
Come oooon!I’m aware. You’re a bigger pain in the ass than your brothers. Okay, that was an exaggeration. But you’re stubborn. Example: you not telling me why you’re laid up like this but still bothering as to my own plans.
You do realize you sound like a four your old human, correct?
No one’s a bigger pain in the ass than them, Crows… they should get a reward for it… or a punch in the face. So, I tell you mine you tell me yours? I don’t give a fuck. I’m sick. Be nice to me, Crowie!
I’ll crawl out of here if I have to if you mess anything up.
Well duh, you really think I’d just… have it lying around? … Use it on who?You should probably just stay there. I’ll bring you a glass of scotch if you really want. scotch always makes everything better
. That bit of information I’ll keep to myself, at least for now.
I’ll stay or crawl wherever the hell I want… scotch’d be nice though…Hey! Get back here and tell me!I didn’t say you couldn’t move, I said you shouldn’t. I’ve always been under the impression that angels didn’t need sleep so obviously you’re keeping something in your own little mind. But I’ll bring you a scotch either way.
No.
And I say… you don’t get to decide if I move or not. And how I got like this isn’t important… Come oooon!
I’ll crawl out of here if I have to if you mess anything up.
Well duh, you really think I’d just… have it lying around? … Use it on who?You should probably just stay there. I’ll bring you a glass of scotch if you really want. scotch always makes everything better
. That bit of information I’ll keep to myself, at least for now.
I’ll stay or crawl wherever the hell I want… scotch’d be nice though… Hey! Get back here and tell me!
